- “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist,
two plumbers, and a bartender.” - Rodney Dangerfield
- “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.” -
Albert Einstein
- “Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory,
I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?” -
Obie Trice
- “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.
It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them
inside the house.” - Alfred Hitchcock
- “Had I been more responsible I might have made something
of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps
a plumbing contractor.” - Brock Yates
- “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on
Sunday.” - Woody Allen
- “If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to
write a song I probably would be a plumber today.” -
Barry Mann
- “A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to
their source.” - Arthur Baer
- “Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a
plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.” - Bela Lugosi
- “Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the
resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.” -
George Meany
- “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.
It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them
inside the house.” - Alfred Hitchcock
- “Modern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying
those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller
wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their
plumbing.” - John F. Kennedy
- “The process of competitively selecting contractors to
perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all
distributed randomly.” - Norman R. Augustine.
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